I was sitting on the sofa, on my computer 

Everyone wants to be an influencer 

Who can capture the most attention

Are your fingers tired from swiping, from scrolling, from typing?

Each thumbs up or notification or orange bell 

Each ding, each chime is a flash of lightning 

Everyone’s got a story to tell 

Even off the screen 

In real life, are you blue or green?

I have a million excuses 

Going outside and talking to your neighbors and co-workers are the new truces 

In my garage sits an hourglass

Outside my window I saw my neighbor cut the grass

Someone wrote what I read 

So I get up, mow my grass 

And write

Everyone is an influencer

Indeed