He pulled up next behind me in the checkout line
He smelled like urine
His garb was disheveled
It was a bit disturbin’
Onto the conveyor belt he dropped a roll of frozen turkey
The clerk looked at him
He said, through an edentulous mouth, “Been eatin’ this stuff since I was thirty”
His face was wrinkled and pale
The half-eaten loaf of bread in his scooter-cart-basket was stale
He looked just like the saint on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Like he’d been waiting forever for something, but he wasn’t afraid
His hair was white
He asked if I had change to spare
I said, “Alright”
I just stood there as the clerk rang up the ground turkey tube under my tab
The man said, “This’ll be the best meal I’ve had”
I was mystified
For just 5 minutes I’d stood in that line
Checkout was done – the man scooted on past me in his scooter as I bagged my things
He said, “I used to move fast like you; maybe one day I’ll have wings”
He scooted by
Something in my bag caught my eye – the bread I’d just purchased had mold spots
The ground beef turned hard
All of a sudden I felt starved
I exited the grocery store
The man in the scooter had exited through the door
The smell of urine had lifted
The ground turkey wrapper was on the ground
That man and his scooter were no longer around
Had he ever existed?
Back in my car I unloaded groceries
There on the windshield was a note someone had left me
The paper was in the shape of a Thanksgiving turkey
The note said, “Don’t be in such a hurry
That which you are, I once was
That which I am, you soon will be (these very words are what my father once told me)
Enjoy your 30s
Life is like that conveyor belt in the checkout line
Before you know it, it’s your time
Your bladder leaks
And you lose all your teeth
People won’t see what’s underneath
Know that your actions speak
As soon as I finished reading, the wind took that note from my hands
At the grocery store, I never again saw that man

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