On a Thursday evening
My brain is fried
I made it through another busy day and no one died
I can’t possibly talk to one more soul
All the interaction and problem solving has taken its toll
At 6:30 I go out to unwind, finally
Flip flops and shorts
My dog and I plop down in the front yard next to the porch
The day’s grand finale
Two plastic Adirondack chairs – one for my feet, one for my bum
Billy sits in the grass placidly
I hear him hum
“Urrrrrr” without opening his mouth
Looks like the neighbor let the cat out
The elderly man across the street yells, “Hey!” all friendly-like
His ginger greeting is a knife
He’s probably been sitting there all day with nothing to do
But I let it sink in and I muster up the strength to wave back – it’s the kind thing to do
Hoping for some peace to relax
The mailman approaches
I get up to greet him
“Just junk mail for you,” he says
I grab the card then sit again to rest my legs
A station wagon pulls up in front of the house next door
A woman gets out and goes into the house
In a moment she comes back out
She says to me, “Will you help me – I’m not sure what all these boxes are for,”
I get up and we move boxes off her porch to the street
All I can think about is my aching feet
This poor woman’s parents just died and she’s tasked with selling their home
All of a sudden I see the neighbor’s cat roam
He takes off zig-zagging through the yard
Billy takes off from my yard
I chase
His leash wraps around that woman then snaps
I see her wobble and then collapse
Into the house then out, all running
At the front of the pack is a small mouse
He moves too fast, finally disappears under the brick
The cat, Billy, me – not worth a lick
Stumped
The cat jumped his fence
I grabbed Billy
The whole ordeal was all so silly
The grass is all torn up now
My feet are dirty, heart hammering
My hair looks like a hurricane
Thankfully the poor neighbor lady was okay
I try to return to my Adirondack chair but it’s not the same
Across the street the elderly man chuckles
Who is to blame?
I pick up a piece of mail lying on the grass
A card that shows a pristine beach and an umbrella
“Need a break?” it says on the other side
And a cruise ship is advertised
The next day I book a cruise
In 3 months I’m on that boat
I board, take off my coat
Look around
There’s that elderly man, the mailman, the lady who fell, and the cat owner
No shot here or in my front yard of ever being a loner

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